Set Phasers to “Chicka Bow Wow”
Two years ago it was elderly Gloria Vanderbilt spilling her sexual past in a tell-all book. A couple of weeks ago Barbara Walters revealed how she slept around with a US Senator. Could it get any worse?
Of course it can. How much worse? William Shatner-level worse. According to Shatner, it was a grim duty servicing all of those horn dog Star Trek fans. A grim, tiring, chafing duty that he apparently engaged in over and over and over again even though it made the Little Cap’n achieve Warp Factor Zero.
But, as the Captain he portrayed for lo these many years, he did what he was called upon to do, upheld the finest traditions of star fleet and made contact with as many civilians as possible, touching their lives (and their naughtiest of bits, repeatedly).
Unfortunately for all of us, I’m pretty sure we’ve seen Shatner’s “O-Face” .
(Via Ace, who sets phasers to “nipple tweak”)
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