It’s 3 A.M. Someone Left the Cake Out in the Rain. Which Candidate Took So Long to Bake It?

It’s 3 A.M. again and apparently no one in the White House knows how to call the President at normal hours. This time the crisis is home mortgages which, as we all know, require lightning-quick reflexes lest the entire country find themselves homeless when the sun rises. As we all know, that slacker John McCain is going to sleep in until at least 6 A.M.! Bastard! By that time the entire state of Montana could wake up in a cold gutter covered in snow!

Okay, stop. Just stop. Is this a campaign for the Presidency or an extended Levitra commercial?

(via Yuval Levin who thinks the President ought to sleep sometime).

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