What Hath Our Heedless Destruction of the Earth Wrought?

Oh, great. This is all we need. First the presidential campaign and now zombies.

The pair calculated a 32.782412% increase in zombie attacks if CO2 increased to twice its pre-industrial rate. “Clearly, this is a very troubling result,” said Dr. Harrister, “If we don’t do something soon, the streets will be filled with blood.”

Might as well break out the survival manual. There’s also likely to be some help here.

I don’t recommend building a robot army to combat the coming zombie scourge, either. It might not be all bad, though. Zombies do seem a rather calm and placid lot, once you get past their unslakable hunger for brains.

Alternately, you could hide in Berkeley. The general witlessness of the residents of that city is likely to mask any brainwave activity the zombies might otherwise detect.

(via Rand Simberg through Instapundit)