Ron Paul: Sooooper Genius!
In last night’s debate, Ron Paul maintained that a US warship had nothing to fear from three speedboats. This is how I captured the moment:
Paul: Let’s be careful and not “start World War II over this”. They has three small speedboats that couldn’t hurt a US Naval vessel. Can someone remind him about the USS Cole that was seriously damaged by a small speedboat?
Ace picked up on that today and suggests that perhaps Paul is some sort of heretofore undiscovered superhero capable of bending time and space. Read his post. It’s priceless. Here’s how he wrapped it up:
Were our commanders supposed to “take care” of the speedboats in “five minutes,” Dr. Paul? Or were they supposed to let them collide with our ships because “little speedboats” couldn’t harm US military craft? Which? You claimed both in the span of ten seconds.
Because Dr. Paul is such a renaissance man of economics, science, diplomacy, international bankers and their filthy gutter religion, and warfare, I hereby forbid any reference to him by his given name.
On this site, henceforth, he will be known by the high honorific he has so richly earned: Professor Science.
All Hail Professor Science!
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Category: The 2008 Horse Race
Gee he used to be considered a Republican in good standing, with a lifetime rating from the American Conservative Union about equal to Fred!
Now that the Republican Oarty has assumed a minority position scapegoats must be found.