Okay, if this goes down, I may have to call up a few Islamists and get some pointers from them on street rioting.
Britney Spears is reportedly in talks to play the Virgin Mary in a re-imagining of the Nativity story.
French producer Phillippe Rebboah is believed to have asked the singer to portray Christ’s mother in satirical movie Sweet Baby Jesus.
He told Us Weekly: “I had to convince my partners, because they were like, ‘Oh, no. Britney?’ But I thought it was brilliant.”
The new version of the tale depicts Mary as a 19-year-old who is unsure of the identity of her unborn baby’s father. She goes into labour on Christmas Eve in Bethlehem, Maryland, amid claims that the birth is the second coming of Jesus Christ.
Seriously. Street riots and freaking effigy-burnings. I’m getting dog-tired of this. It works really, really well for the Islamists and whenever they pull it almost no one holds them accountable for it so I figure it’s got to work for us Christian folk, too, right? I mean, we’ll have some problems pulling the Lutherans and Methodists, but I figure the Anglicans will be on board if we tell them the Muslims won’t let gay people become priests. Ditto the Episcopals. Nothing gets folks nice and irate like a religion who won’t let gay people become priests (well, except for the ones who won’t let them live. We don’t seem to care all that much about that, now do we?).
After all, who could criticize us without heaping shame on their own heads for their colossal cowardice?
(from The America Princess via Conservative Grapevine)
