I Hear It’s Ready to Explode Onto the Market

Well, it was only a matter of time, really. I mean, they make every part of the car bomb but the car, so why not that, too?

Malaysia, Iran and Turkey plan to build an “Islamic car” fitted with a compass to find the direction of Mecca, and a compartment to keep the Koran in, the Malaysian state news agency said.

Malaysian automaker Proton’s managing director Syed Zainal Abidin Syed Mohamed Tahir said during a visit to Tehran that the vehicle would be aimed at the global export market.

“We will identify a car that we can develop to be produced in Malaysia, Iran or Turkey,” he told the Bernama agency in a weekend report.

“The car will have all the Islamic features and should be meant for export purposes,” he said, adding that it would feature a compartment for keeping the Muslim holy book the Koran, and prayer scarves.

And plenty of room in the back seat for all the explosives any young Jihadist will ever need, I’ll bet. Don’t forget that spacious trunk, for storing the severed heads of many an infidel, as well as the A/V equipment needed to get those lovely moments recorded for posterity and broadcast on Al Jazeera!

Nice to see that Iran’s looking to import something besides Islamist killers. At least they’ll have a growth industry when Mad Mahmoud and his Merry Mob of Mullahs finally gets their comeuppance.

(via the Daily Gut)

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