“Do not make to Tase myself, slang brother man.”

| September 24, 2007 | Comments (0)

Oh, if only…

Report: Ahmadinejad Tasered at Columbia University

Columbia University promised a full investigation into charges of police brutality after today’s reported Tasering of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who had come to the Ivy League school to give the annual Adolph Hitler Memorial Peace and Tolerance Lecture.

Like a similar incident at the University of Florida last week, the stun-gun assault by police followed a lengthy anti-American rant by the alleged victim, and was immediately condemned by civil rights advocates.

According to eyewitnesses, Mr. Ahmadinejad was dragged from the room shouting: “Do not make to Tase myself, slang brother man.”

I swear, had this happened, I would have sent money to any fund set up to help the person who did it.

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