If that guy at the office – the one with the “Impeach Bush” and “Dean for President” bumper stickers – isn’t there today, try to be nice to him tomorrow. He’ll probably be hung over after today’s all-day “Karl Rove Resigned” party.
Then expect a couple months of disorientation as he tries to find someone new to blame for all the shadowy evil plots that will doubtless crop up.
And come January, 2009, expect that he’ll spend a lot of time wondering how it was that Rove managed to rig the election again from his comfortable Texas hammock dank and forebidding underground lair. Poor guy.
Update after the jump.
UPDATE: The party’s in full swing ’round Leftytown! The conga line starts here at memeorandum and goes all the way around the block.
Conga Conga Rove Sucks!
He Has Sin-i-ster Mo-tives!
He Wasn’t All That Sma-art!
I Don’t Have Anything Re-eally!
So I’ll Just Call Bush Du-umb!
It’s all Happy Party Land except for poor Jane Hamsher out there on Disappointy Island. “Why oh why”, she cries. “Why are those news reporters only reporting the news? When will they wildly speculate about stuff they don’t know beans about?”. Luckily, can work out her frustration with those darned journalists doing journalism by stomping to her heart’s content on her blog whine-press.
