What’s a Baby Worth These Days?

So what would you do for a Playstation 3?

Would you give up your child to some disk jockeys for a while?

How about if the conditions were that you could not check up on the condition of your child while it was away and that the radio station’s car didn’t have a car seat? Any takers?

Yes, well, you’d just lose out to these stellar parents, who offered their one month-old baby for three days in exchange for a hunk of electronics they’ll be able to score on eBay in six months for less than what it would cost them in cheap beer and crystal meth.

Fox News played a recording of one mother this morning. She said she had a one month old baby named Alex that she would trade for a PS3. The host asked if the baby’s father agreed. She said he was right there with her. The host asked how old she was. She said she was 22. The host said that Alex was probably her first baby then. She said the baby was her third.

I can’t imagine that child is going to have chances to do much else but fail miserably in life, thanks to his pea-brained parents. Imagine how that’ll feel later, knowing your parents thought you not quite as valuable as a video game.

Should we get the baby’s prison cell ready in advance, or wait until the first liquor-store heist?

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