Curse Some Random Voting Machine Company!

Remember all the squawking over the last four years about how Diebold and their sinister voting machines stole the election for the Republicans?

Strange how we haven’t heard it so much lately, isn’t it?

Except that Kos doesn’t really have a website if he can’t gin up something to scream about, so he’s decided to take on Diebold.

Or…somebody.

Down in Florida, an epic battle is brewing over the electronic Diebold voting machines that ate 18,000 votes for Democrat Christine Jennings in FL-13 and cost her the election.

Not only is an expensive recount in the cards, but campaign and DCCC [Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee] lawyers are flocking down, demanding the state freeze the machines for inspection.

These are the opening salvos in what will be the battle to end Diebold.

But only 36 people have given via our Blue Majority Act Blue page for the legal battles ahead.

To put it bluntly, to anyone who has ever complained about Diebold, this is your chance to put your money where your mouth is. No more talk needed. No more advocacy needed. This is a real-world, legal frontal assault on those electronic voting machines.

If we win this battle, you’ll be able to kiss Diebold goodbye.

Curse Diebold! Curse Diebold and its evil shadowy Repubican masters! Curse it to….what?

Update II: Machines in FL-13 were made by ES&S. Same difference.

Err…

CURSE ES&S! CURSE ES&S OR WHATEVER COMPANY MADE WHATEVER VOTING MACHINE!

Curse that company that competes directly with Diebold that, if we “kissed it goodbye” would only give more market share to Diebold and its boo-scary Republican overlords!

Hey, Kos. I say go for it. Take down ES&S and Diebold. That’ll only leave two companies to provide voting machines one of which uses the Venezuelan-made software that was eyes-deep in Hugo Chavez’ mega-fraudulent recall election in 2004.

That’d be special, wouldn’t it?

Ace, as usual, paraphrases Kos’ rant perfectly.

Damn that Diebold for stealing our–

Huh?

Okay, damn ES&S. Same difference. Damn somebody.

Look, I don’t care if the machines were fucking made on planet Vulcan and are accurate to the nth order thanks to quantum computing– we still won, and Diebold is still trying to screw with us!!!

Quick bonus question: Can anyone remember which political party nearly had a collective aneurysm over paper ballots and demanded that we use electronic voting machine now?

Anyone? Anyone?

(Thank you, thank you James Taranto for the laugh!)

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