Islamofascists hate us. They hate our ways. They hate our freedoms.
They hate our Finger Lickin’ Good fried chicken.
For as the Prophet said, “You may eat of chicken, but not in ‘McNugget’ or ‘Tender’ form. Such are the eating habits of the polytheists, who prefer their chicken in the manifold forms of their tripartite false god.” (Sura 9, Verse 3)
This was further emphasized by the great warrior Osama bin Laden who said, “And do not forget they betrayal of Acre, when Saladin’s noble warriors were defeated by the infidel crusader Colonel Sanders, who burned my people at the stake, women and children alike, burning them both regular and Extra Crispy.”
The next target of their ire will no doubt be Wendy’s, for not only is a square hamburger an abomination against Allah, but an unburkahed Wendy can only inflame the passions of the faithful.
