AP reported earlier today that terrorists claimed to have take a US serviceman hostage, and released a photograph.
Yeah, well, turns out that they appear to have captured a GI Joe. Reports do not indicate which member of the Joe team it was.
The bad news is that Destro and Zarqawi are preparing a joint statement. Maybe the “insurgents” are going to get supplied with Rattlers very soon.
The worse news is that that this really bad fake photo managed to get past all of the Associated Press’ editors and make it to print.
UPDATE: The terrorist have made other threats. Can we please start taking them seriously now?
UPDATE II: Greyhawk has sworn to bring bring our man out alive. Yo Joe!
UPDATE III: They’ve captured Sgt. Slaughter, too? Do those maniacs know no decency??







Website claiming GI capture appears to be hoax
AP Iraqi militants claimed in a Web statement Tuesday to have taken an American soldier hostage and threatened to behead him in 72 hours unless the Americans release Iraqi prisoners. The posting, on a Web site that frequently carried militants’…
Now, hear our demands!
In response, here at GOP and the City, we have another offer for the terrorists. Here is a picture of an insurgent leader we captured in Iraq. If Abu Musab al-Zarqawi does not surrender to American troops within 72 hours, we will behead her. The cloc…
Holy Shit, they’ve Captured GI Joe!
Oh the inhumanity of it! How dare they lay their grubby Islamofacist hands on a REAL AMERICAN HERO! Our prayers are with his lady in Malibu. Has anyone called Jessie Jackson yet? Others Following Jeff Q’s Lead The Moderate Voice…
Holy Shit, they’ve Captured GI Joe!
This is obviously an attempt by Right Wing Reactionaries to win the support of the weak stomached American People! Long Live the Revolution! Long live my Muslim Brothers in their Struggle Against American Imperialism! COBRA! Cobra Commander On Hearing…
Dude, how do you capture 3 trackbacks?! Sometimes I’m Hulk green with envy. *LOL*
Actually it’s four – one’s a double trackback (I believe to two links in one post).
Actually, it was luck. I saw the story on Wizbang, linked up and did a trackback there. My guess is that Backcountry Conservative caught me from there and linked to me as part of the coverage roundup. He gets a bazillion hits a day, so it just went from there.
No real skill on my part, I’m afraid.
When the Road Gets Tough
CODY kidnapped! – Yes that doll, that even I believed was a real American soldier. Well it’s not or at least that’s what the US Military is saying. It seems this Cody doll is sold in Kuwait at shops that…