A Letter to Santa – Part III

Dear Santa,
Is having to listen to Mariah Carey warble through “O Holy Night” supposed to be a test of faith? Because if, so, I could have used some warning so I could “study” by plugging my ears with wax, or an ink pen, or a drumstick or something.
Though that “Dominic the Donkey” is a pretty catchy tune. Can’t quite help but sing the “La La La” part or blurt out a “Hee Haw, Hee Haw” while driving down the road.

-Jimmie

PS. Thank you very much for the early gift! But don’t you normally say “Ho-Ho-Ho” as opposed to “Hee-hee”?

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