Onward Christian Vulvas!
I present this link for three reasons.
1) It is surely the Monologue you will never, ever hear in “The Vagina Monologues”.
2) It may well set the record for the use of the word “vagina” in a blog post, and that includes any made by the Female Wonk Whose Name Shall Never Be Uttered In The Shack.
3) This paragraph:
Fear me, liberals, fear The Vagina of Common Sense, The Vagina of Staggering Competence, The Vagina of Victory! Don’t make my Vagina come into Washington and smack you silly, because after reading that item, it is feeling mighty tempted and rambunctious! To arms! To arms! Gird thy vulva’s! Equip thy clitorae! Now, onward, Vaginas, to Victory!
Though, is the phrase “To Arms!” kind of misplaced here?
(Many, many thanks to Ed Morrisey for bringing this to our attention today)
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We in the extended Wonk family disowned the Washington pseudo blogger some time ago…. Her name is not mentioned in (It would be a bad influence for TeenWonk.) in our home.
[...] Here is a snippet of the post that first got me reading her blog, and the post I wrote after I finished laughing for an hour. Fear me, liberals, fear The Vagina of Common Sense, The Vagina of Staggering Competence, The Vagina of Victory! Don’t make my Vagina come into Washington and smack you silly, because after reading that item, it is feeling mighty tempted and rambunctious! To arms! To arms! Gird thy vulva’s! Equip thy clitorae! Now, onward, Vaginas, to Victory! [...]